My Orange Friend

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Walking pogo-stick
Water resistant and slick
Rounded off and slim
Making your future grim

Keeping your promise
Keeping good on your threat
You'll turn out okay,
but you're probably gonna get wet

Smile on until the bitter end
None of you can best
my orange friend

Kinda short on teeth
What's scary is what's underneath
You can tell I'm afraid
I hope my payments are paid

Stay away
Stay on your side
It might be scary,
but at least no one's died

He's the last one I want to offend
We're all scared of what he can do,
my orange friend

That's when it all went south
Conversing about your mouth
Keeping me awake
Sleeping would be a mistake

Make my day
Make my record play
Although you won't admit,
it seems as though you'd likely fit

My begging is too real to be pretend
The one it's directed at is you,
my orange friend


from Anti​-​Cat Agenda, released October 1, 2011




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